Personages Jokes

There was great disorder in the Hall of the August Personages.
"All these meetings have really confused me," said the Lord of Storms. "Now I don't know if I have to send rain or generate a storm."
The Lord of Happiness was equally furious. "I don't know if I have to reward a person with a lucky win or deliver hope to their doorstep."
"What about me?" said the Lord of Natural Disasters, "I don't know when to move the Earth or when to erupt a volcano."
The Lord of Orders (whose job was to organise meetings) finally spoke.
"Let us," he said, "hold a meeting to discuss our meetings."
Moral: "A rooster only gets pleasure in crowing."