Pepto Jokes

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    Makes one think, and puts things in perspective:
    Diet Snapple....16 oz $1.29... $10.32 per gallon
    Lipton Ice Tea..16 oz $1.19... $ 9.52 per gallon
    Gatorade... 20 oz $1.59... $10.17 per gallon
    Ocean Spray... 16 oz $1.25... $10.00 per gallon
    Brake Fluid... 12 oz $3.15... $33.60 per gallon
    Vick's Nyquil... 6 oz $8.35... $178.13 per gallon
    Pepto Bismol... 4 oz $3.85... $123.20 per gallon
    Whiteout... 7 oz $1.39... $25.42 per gallon
    Scope... 1.5 oz $0.99... $84.48 per gallon
    and this is the REAL KICKER...
    >Evian water 9 oz for $1.49... $21.19 per gallon.
    $21.19 FOR WATER!....and the buyers don't even know the source. Yes, and the name Evian, is Naive turned around, and the Canadians are selling it by the millions of gallons to the US.
    So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or God forbid, PEPTO BISMOL or NYQUIL!!!
    Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the more...

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