Octogenarian Jokes

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    An Octogenarian who was an avid golfer moved to a new town
    and joined the local Country Club. He went to the Club for
    the first time to play but was told there wasn't anybody he
    could play with because they were already out on the course.
    He repeated several times that he really wanted to play.
    Finally the Assistant Pro said he would play with him and
    would give him a 12 stroke handicap. The 80 year old said,
    "I really don't need a handicap as I have been playing quite
    well. The only real problem I have is getting out of sand
    traps." And he did play well.
    Coming onto the 18th the old man had a long drive, but it
    landed in one of the sand traps around the hole. Shooting
    from the sand trap he hit a very high ball which landed on
    the green and rolled into the hole!
    The Pro walked over to the sand trap where his opponent was
    still standing. He said "Nice shot, but I thought you said
    you have a problem getting more...

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