Markie Jokes

Two faggots were talking, and one had a pained look on his face.
"What's the matter, Brucie?" asked the other faggot.
"Oh, I have something stuck up my ass, Markie. Could you check it out for me?"
"OK - bend over."
So Brucie bends over and Markie sticks his hand up his ass.
"It's deeper, Markie!", says Brucie, so Markie sticks his hand in deeper. "It's -deeper-, Markie!", so Markie sticks his hand in deeper. "I feel it!" says Markie, "What is that?"
"It's *deeper*, Markie!", says Brucie, so Markie puts his hand in deeper, still. "Ew!", says Markie, "It's wrapped around my wrist! What -is- that?!" He pulls his hand out and looks at it. "It's a Rolex watch!", he says, "What are you doing with a Rolex watch up your ass?"
"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you... "