Maa Jokes / Recent Jokes

Baap: Beta teri maa chup-chup kyon baithi hai. Kuch ho to nahi gayaa.
Beta: Bapu maa ne lipstick maangi thi maine fevicol pakdaa di.

Ek aurt teen bacho ki maa tisari saadi karne ja rahi thi saadi main teesara bacha ro raha tha, to itne me maa boli chup ho ja warna chuthi saadi main nahi loungi.

The girl asked the baby fly, ’main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon
Maa bulati hai? ’
The fly replied, ’kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai. ’

Two brothers open shops in front of each other. One of them gets good business from the beginning the other remains to sit idle. He though to contact the other, he went to his shop.
Tum ne kia kia k aap ka business acha chalta hai.
He replied Maa ki Duaa.
The other replied in anger shutup pahlay toon dawa.