Kate Moss Jokes

A pair of nude photographs is being auctioned off of supermodel Kate Moss and they’re expected to sell for $74,000.

Or for two bucks, collectors can purchase the cheaper visual equivalent, a photo of a blonde wig and cable wire.

Mounted next to the statue is a pile of wax cocaine, and the real Pete Doherty.

Matthew McKnight holds the Guinness record for "Greatest Distance Thrown in a Car Accident." He lived to tell about being thrown 118 feet by a car that hit him while traveling about 70 mph.

This record is probably safe unless Kate Moss gets hit by a speeding Hummer.