John Travolta Jokes

John Travolta will don a fat suit and play a woman in the movie version of "Hairspray The Musical".

This role, and the success of "Wild Hogs", are being called a new peak in his up and down career:

1978: Superstar Sex Symbol

1994: Pulp Fiction Comeback Kid

2007: Emasculated Middle Aged Male

JohnTravolta has flown a jetliner carrying relief supplies into the Haitiancapital, along with ministers from the Church of Scientology, who’ll administere-meter tests to those victims who still have hands.

Acording to several autism experts, John Travolta's son, Jett, had autism. However their religion, Scientology, doesn't believe in any sort of mental disorders. And that's how you think when you belong to a retarded religion.