"John Travolta's Son had Autism" joke
Acording to several autism experts, John Travolta's son, Jett, had autism. However their religion, Scientology, doesn't believe in any sort of mental disorders. And that's how you think when you belong to a retarded religion.
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.
The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd more...
METAPHYSICAL MENU... The main course at the big civic dinner was baked ham with glazed sweet potatoes.
Rabbi Cohen regretfully shook his head when the platter was passed to him.' When,' scolded Father Kelly playfully,' are you going to forget that silly rule of yours more...
Three monks were meditating in the Himalayas to be away from the maddening crowds. One year passed in silence and the first monk said,' Pretty cold here.' Another year passed in silence and the second one said,' You know, you're quite right.' Another year passed and the third more...
The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so the chauffeur climbs in the back of the limo and more...