Jack-o-lantern Jokes

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
156. Carve a jack-o-lantern. Complain to your roommate that the jack-o-lantern has been staring at you. The next day, tell your roommate that the jack-o-lantern thinks he/she has been staring at it. Confide in your roommate that you really don't like the jack-o-lantern, but you can't convince it to move out.

Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: How come a Jack-o-lantern can't have a baby.
A: Because he has a hollow weenie