Interplanetary Jokes

During an interplanetary social-exchange visit, a Meklar couple suggested to the guest earthling couple that they swap wives for the night. When one pair were alone and the Meklar male had stripped, the earth woman noticed that his penis was very tiny. But he proceeded to twirl a finger in one ear, which caused his organ to lengthen considerably, and then he stuck his finger in his other ear and his cock got wider and wider.
The next night, the earth woman asked her husband how his session went. "Not so well," he replied, "Not only did that Meklar woman have the biggest pussy I've ever seen; she kept distracting me by tickling my ears like crazy