Haley Jokes / Recent Jokes
...Author Alex Haley's grandchildren are writing a sequel to the best selling book "Roots"...the new book will deal with a previously unknown homosexual branch of the Haley family who remained behind in Africa....the new book will be called "Froots."
From the examination paper of a 9 yr. old Chicago hopeful named Larry Wolters:
"Nathan Haley said,' I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country.' This statement has come to be known as Haley's Comment.