Guyz Jokes

3 guyz get captured by canibals and the canibals took the 3 guyz 2 the king canibal deep within a forest. The king canibal says,"we will not eat you guyz on one condition, if each of you can get 10 of the same fruits and stick them up your butt hole without making any facial expression, we will let you live." So the 3 guyz went out into the forest to find fruits. The first guy came back with 10 apples and came back to the king. He started sticking the apples up his but, 1, 2, 3, one pops out and he yelled,"ouch! So they ate him and he died. The second guy came back with grapes, he started sticking them up his butt, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... he laughed. so he got eaten and died. The 2 guyz met in heaven and the first guy says,"hey u almost had it why did u laugh? The second guy says," HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, because i saw the second guy coming with pinapples!!!

Well their are three guyz on a bridge fishing. they all think there dicks are bigger than each others so... the one guy throws his dick over the bridge. and he says my almost reaches the water.the 2nd guy throws his dick over and says burrrr! the waters cold. the 3rd guy throws his over and says to the 2nd guy! and deep too!