Grasshoppers Jokes

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets to talking.
The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at
least twice as large."
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan
immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."
This goes on for a while and the Aussie is quite pissed off with the Texan farmer's showing off. The
conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the
field. He asks, "And what are those"? The Aussie replies with an incredulous look,
"Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"