Godin Jokes

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    "Clearly it's not the life I had before, but I laugh just as much."
    O.J. Simpson during his ESPN interview on Thursday (15 Jan. 1998)
    "Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
    Mark Twain
    "So, does this prove once and for all that size does matter?"
    Golden Globe Award-winning director James Cameron (18 Jan. 1998), whose film "Titanic" is the most expensive in Hollywood history.
    ..."I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted."
    Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why toxic waste should be exported to Third World countries
    "We regret the incident but will not press charges... [Bill] commented that one of the worst things about his whole thing was that the pie wasn't that tasty."
    Erin Brewer, spokesman for Microsoft's Belgian office, after company chief Bill Gates was more...

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