Food-drug Jokes

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    Little Johnny had an ear infection, so his mother took him to the pediatrician.
    The doctor directed his comments and questions to Little Johnny in a professional manner.
    When he asked Little Johnny, "Is there anything you are allergic to?" Little Johnny nodded and whispered in his ear.
    Smiling, the pediatrician wrote out a prescription and handed it to Little Johnny's mother, who put it in her purse without looking at it.
    A short while later, as the pharmacist filled the order, he remarked on the unusual food-drug interaction Little Johnny must have.
    Little Johnny's mother looked puzzled, until he showed her the label on the bottle. As per the doctor's instructions, it read, "Do not take with broccoli."

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