Earmuffs Jokes

Pickpockets put hands in strangers' pockets to keep warm
You can walk across frozen East River, and see dozens of mob informants beneath you
Taxi drivers wear turbans with ear flaps
Mike Wallace and Morley Safer are constantly hugging
The hookers have on long-johns
Chemicals that make up the Hudson River have congealed into a thick greenish paste
Whenever a bike messenger gets hit by a cab, he shatters into a million tiny pieces
Headline in New York Post: Man Stabbed in Midtown for CBS Earmuffs (Dave dialed up the bank of pay phones down the street from the theater and had two people run down to meet him inside. Because of the cold, he gave one of them a set of earmuffs with the CBS logo on each ear)
You can see people's breath when they yell "Screw you!"
Everyone's wearing pants

Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft. Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route. Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.

Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.

Winters are fierce where he lives, so the owner of the estate felt He was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his foreman.Noticing, however, that the foreman wasn't wearing the earmuffs even on the bitterest day, the landlord asked, "Didn't you like the muffs?"The Foreman said, "They're a thing of beauty.""Why don't you wear them?"The Foreman explained, "I was wearing them the first day, and somebody offered to buy me lunch, but I didn't hear him! Never again, never again!"