Cigorets Jokes

there was a carpender putting down carrpot for a lady and he steped outside to smoke to find his sigorets were mising so he went back in and saw a lump under the carpot then he thought to himself theres no sense to pull out the carpt for 1 pack of cigorets so he got out his hammer and started to hamer the lump then the lady came out of the hall and said "I found your cigorets in the hall now only if i can find my parrot"