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Knock KnockWhos there! Barrister! Barrister who? Barristercratic!

Knock Knock Who's there! Barrister! Barrister who? Barristercratic!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Barrister!
Barrister who?
Barristercratic!

Once, in Dublin, a solicitor came up to a barrister to beg a subscription towards the funeral expenses of a brother solicitor who had died in distressed circumstances.
The barrister at once tendered a pound note.
"Oh, I only want a shulling from each contributor" said the solicitor.
"Take it, my dear fellow," replied the barrister. "And while you're at it, bury twenty of them!"
The following joke is with apology to all the wonderful lawyers who do give selflessly to public service but with no apology to those who overbill to upgrade their BMW.