Baptismal Jokes

One Sunday afternoon a drunk stumbled upon a baptismal service taking place down at the river. Proceeding into the water, he stood beside the preacher. Turning to him, the preacher asked, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?" "Yes, preacher, I sure am," the drunk replied.
The preacher then dunked him under the water and pulled him back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked. "Nope, I didn't," replied the drunk.
The preacher dunked him under for a bit longer, brought him up and again asked, "Brother, now have you found Jesus?" "No, I did not," sputtered the drunk.
Now disgusted, the preacher again dunked him under, this time holding him there for at least 30 seconds. He pulled him up out of the water once again and said in a harsh voice, "Have you found Jesus yet?"
The old drunk wiped the water from his face and said to the preacher, "Are you quite sure this is where he fell in?"