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U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced his resignation today.

Asked if he looked forward to spending time with his family, Gonzales stated he could not recall having a family.

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced on Monday that he has resigned from his position effective September 17th. When asked what he plans on doing after his resignation, Gonzales replied, "I don't recall ever resigning."