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What does ADIDAS stand for?
All Day I Dream About Sex.

The following is a list of different meanings for the name "Adidas."
The Anime Freak: All Day I Dream About Sesshoumaru.
The Jock: All Day I Dream About Sports.
The Video-Game Freak: All Day I Dream About Sprites.
The Pervert: All Day I Dream About Sex.
The CEO: All Day I Dream About Sports-cars.
The Cleptomaniac: All Day I Dream About Stealing.
Monica Lewinsky: All Day I Dream About Sex.
The Drunk: All Day I Dream About Shots.
The Redneck: All Day I Dream About Shotguns.
The IMer: all day i drm abt sx

1. You wear a D... & A-C is tissue paper.
2. Your friends are guys, your partners are girls.
3. Anorexia is a four-letter word.
4. Pink is your favorite color... & hot pink is second.
5. Monika Lewinski is your role model.
6. You think foreign affairs is screwing two French guys.
7. M.U.D.D. means must use drugs daily.
8. ADIDAS means All Day I Dream About Sex.
9. ADIDAS applies to you.
10. It takes half of a lite beer to get you totally wasted.