Actuaries Jokes

Q: Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
A: They find bookkeeping too exciting.

How many actuaries does it take to change a light bulb?

"How many did it take last year?"

Actuaries do it without risk.

Actuaries do it with frequency and severity.

Actuaries do it until death or disability, whichever comes first.

An actuary that works with my dad told him this one:
There are three types of actuaries, those who can count, and those who can't.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.