257-pound Jokes

I was a 97-pound weakling," the man said to his drinking companion, "and whenever I went to the beach with my girl, this 197-pound bully came over and kicked sand in my face.

So I took this weight-lifting course I read about and in a little while I weighed 197 pounds."

"So what happened?" his friend wanted to know. "I went to the beach with my girl and a 257-pound bully kicked sand in my face."