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She works as the Michelin Man!

your mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started to sing "we are family"

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!

your mommas like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter

Your momma is so fat, she had to be baptised in Sea World!

your mommas so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whale said "we are family except you are fatter than me".

wot do u call a flying elephant
answer: jumbo jet