Yo Mama Jokes / Recent Jokes
your momma teeth is so yellow she has a job at the movie theatre spitting on pop corn
your momma teeth is so yellow when she closses her mouth her belly lights up
your momma teeth so messed up it looked like her tounge was in alkatraz
your momma teeth so messed up when she smiles it looks like piano key
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
- Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"
- Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!"
- Yo Mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
- Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.
- Yo Mama's so ugly, they didn't make a costume for her when she tried out for Star Wars.
- Yo Mama's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, "Damn! Is it Halloween already?"
- Yo Mama's so ugly, the govt. moved Halloween to her birthday.
- Yo Mama's so ugly, her mom had to feed her with a sling shot.
- Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
- Yo Mama's so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled "rape", they yelled "NO!"
- Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When more...
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE CIRCUS ALL OF HER AND THE ELAPHANTS SAID"WE ARE FAMILY!"
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