"Yo mama is so skinny" joke

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Jim had a date with a really, hot blonde and in preparation for it, he went on the rooftop of his apartment building to get a tan. Not wanting to have any tan lines, he decided to sunbathe in the nude. Unfortunately, Jim fell asleep. When he finally woke up, he was sunburned more...

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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A:When you slap a mosquito on the head it stops suckin

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The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..

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