"Chuck Norris boner" joke

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Jim decided to propose to Sandy. But prior to her acceptance, Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the maturity of a 12 year old's.

He stated that it was okay, because he loved more...

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.

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paxon timpson:stupidest joke ever
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