"your mommas so fat when she..." joke
your mommas so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whale said "we are family except you are fatter than me".
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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yo mamas so ugly-they had to put a steak around its neck just to get the dog to play with her.
yo mamas so ugly- she made freddy crouger have nightmares.
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Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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