"Chitty chitty bang bang" joke
wot do u call a flying elephant
answer: jumbo jet
Jim had a date with a really, hot blonde and in preparation for it, he went on the rooftop of his apartment building to get a tan. Not wanting to have any tan lines, he decided to sunbathe in the nude. Unfortunately, Jim fell asleep. When he finally woke up, he was sunburned more...
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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I
have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do
you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I
have an elderly more...
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Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A:When you slap a mosquito on the head it stops suckin
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