"90 Year Old Man - 18 Year Old Wife" joke
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I
have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do
you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I
have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season.
One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally
picked up his umbrella instead of his gun.
When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the
stream. He raised his umbrella and went,' bang, bang' and the
rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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