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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.