Frankenstein Jokes / Recent Jokes

Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But what's it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.

Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? Its a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But whats it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.

Q: Why does Frankenstein always walk around moaning and saying "
Eeeeeehhhhhh"
A: Because he was screwed!

Q: Why does Frankenstein walk around moaning and saying "
Eeeeehhhhh"
A: Because he was screwed!