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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
Why can't Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Frankenstein: Help, Ive got a short circuit! Igor: Dont worry, Ill lengthen it.
Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! I've invented the square tub. . .
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you doing here?" The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I've come to meet my maker."
What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.