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    Four men went to play golf.
    Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
    The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.

    The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful he gave a friend a new home for free. Just gave it to him!"

    The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He''s so successful that he gave one of his friends a new Mercedes, fully loaded."

    The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker, and he''s doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock and bond portfolio."

    The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business.

    The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"

    The fourth man replied, "Well, my son more...

    A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.

    "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

    So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: " All the men here have it short and thin." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

    The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here have it long and thin." Still, this isn't good enough so the friends continue on up.

    They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here have it short and thick."

    They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are more...

    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.

    Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
    A: Because men keep telling them that this...

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