"According to a recent survey" joke

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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Mindy Matijasevic:hilarious!
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