"Some dirty Battle of the Sexes Riddles" joke
Why aren't chick's farts nearly as loud as men's?
Because they don't stop talking long enough to build up any back pressure.
How is a woman like a cop car?
They both make lots of noise to let you know they are coming.
What did Adam say when he woke up and found that a rib was missing?
Whew, something smells fishy around here.
Why do women get P.M.S.?
Because mad cow disease was already taken.
Why did god put men on earth?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
What`s the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans.
He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction
on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they
would marry, he thought to more...
: Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Keep honking while I reload.
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and more...
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest.
"How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of more...
A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?"
"Guilty", said the man in the dock.
At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted more...