"funniest F****** joke ever" joke

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jo momma

ya i got a joke for ya what do you call a deer with one eye?
a F***** one eyed deer

An eager, but less than bright, young entrepreneur decides to
go into the painting business. So he wanders into the rich part
of town, paint brush in hand, and knocks at the door of a
large house.
"Good day, sir. I was wondering if you had any painting more...

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...

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Question: How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Twelve. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?

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June 1st, was just a few short days away. It is a special day since it is the birthday of Rodney's wife, Cathy. Rodney asked his wife, what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be six again," Cathy replied.

Rodney pondered this for awhile. On more...

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gina:thats suppose to be funny?
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lucy:i don't get it either
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i like funny things:if i see one more thumbs down im gonna kick your ASS!! haha
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this one is not worthy show
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jo momma:whoo hoo!!!!! 50 thumbs up!!!
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dodo:awesome joke LOL
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Anonym:hahahahahaahhahahahahahahah
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IGLOOfart78:whats up with the 17 thumbs down???? this joke kicks ASS
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Anonym:what do you call a deer with no eyes? No F##king i deer
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