"funniest F****** joke ever" joke

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jo momma

ya i got a joke for ya what do you call a deer with one eye?
a F***** one eyed deer

FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I
turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't
say a word...
he more...

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the state highway in Waxahachie, Texas. As they were writing up the ticket, one Ranger turned to the other and said, "How do you spell Waxahachie?" The other one replied, "I don't know." So the first one said, more...

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An old married couple were driving down the road one day when suddenly the woman punched her husband right in the face. He shouted, "what the hell was that for?". She replied, "That was for 50 years of the worst sex I ever had!" As they continued down the more...

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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gina:thats suppose to be funny?
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lucy:i don't get it either
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i like funny things:if i see one more thumbs down im gonna kick your ASS!! haha
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this one is not worthy show
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jo momma:whoo hoo!!!!! 50 thumbs up!!!
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dodo:awesome joke LOL
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this one is not worthy show
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Anonym:hahahahahaahhahahahahahahah
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IGLOOfart78:whats up with the 17 thumbs down???? this joke kicks ASS
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Anonym:what do you call a deer with no eyes? No F##king i deer
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