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Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat

Hot 3 years ago

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Ya Mama

Hot 3 years ago

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Bungee Jumping Mamma

Hot 3 years ago

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Yo Momma So Fat!

Hot 3 years ago

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

I was a chubby kid. My parents sent me to fat camp. I was nervous, but my big brother said, "As soon as you get there, stab the fattest kid you see. No-one will mess with you." I get off the bus at fat camp and some kid runs straight up and stabs me.