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Aaron Spelling, one of television's most prolific and commercially
successful independent producers, died at age 83.
Spelling was revered by some for his natural ability to predict what
the country wanted to see. However, he was criticized by others for appealing to
the lowest common denominator by using nepotism to hire marginally talented family members ushering in an era which gave us Latoya Jackson, Adam Baldwin,Shawn Wayans, and Frank Stallone.
The mother of a boy who claimed Michael Jackson molested him pleaded no contest to welfare fraud. Michael, who disappointed the audience with his performance at the World Music Awards, has pleaded no contest to being a complete freak.
A celebrity photographer was found hiding in a bush near Angelina Jolie's son's school around the time when parents drop their kids off. He said he was trying to get a shot of Pitt and Jolie, in addition to doing some scouting for Michael Jackson.
A British newspaper did a study that showed that British youths had sex at an earlier age than the kids in America. In America the average age was 16, in England it was 15, and as young as 12 in some cases.
In other news Michael Jackson, R. Kelly and Gary Glitter have more...