"You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If" joke

Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.You have ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Jack Daniel's.You think the best use of your lightsaber is picking your teeth.At least one wing of your X-Wing is Bondo colored.There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.The moonshine still you built on Endor is hidden so well even the Ewoks can't find it.

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