"Wonderful Thing, A" joke
The brain is a wonderful thing
Why do you say that?
Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops
until you get asked a question in class!
Why did the fly fall off the toilet?
It got pissed off.
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices
a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon more...