"When I read about the evils of" joke

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.

A man on a bus spends much of the journey staring at the guy sitting opposite. Before long the other guy starts staring back and demands to know why he is the focus of so much attention.

“I’m very sorry,” begins the first man, “but if it weren’t for the more...

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Grumpy

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

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