"Whatcha Doin', Dad?" joke

One day, Little Johnny walked into his father's bedroom, only to catch him sitting on the edge of his bed slipping a condom on.
"Whatcha doin', dad?" asked Little Johnny.
In a desperate attempt to hid his condom-covered erection, his father quickly bent over as if to look under the bed.
"Ummmmmm... I thought I saw a mouse run underneath the bed," his father quickly replied.
"Really, dad? Whatcha gonna do, screw it?" Little Johnny asked, grinning slyly.

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