"Ways to confuse a roommate" joke

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
118. Call your roommate "Clyde" by accident. Start doing so every so often. Increase the frequency over the next few weeks, until you are calling him "Clyde" all the time. If your roommate protests, say, "I'm sorry. I won't do that anymore, Murray."

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