"Veterans" joke

Two veterans were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my outfit was so well drilled, ” declared one, “that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click. ”
“Very good, ” conceded the other, “but when my company presented arms you’d just hear slap, slap, jingle. ”
“What was the jingle? ” asked the first.
“Oh, ” replied the other off hand, “just our medals. ”

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