"Udder Chaos" joke

Apparently not all Swiss are friendly, neutral, cocoa swigging, watch makers. Some of them are bovine badasses. Swiss cows have been getting pissy with the local hikers. The hikers have been warned not to hug the cows. “Don’t caress them. Don’t wave a stick at them. Don’t even look them in the eye”, said Evelyn Zaugg of the Swiss Hiking Federation, “And what ever you do, don’t try to milk them, they’re bulls.”

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