"UMNO, MCA, MIC" joke
There are three major races in Malaysia. They are the Malay, Chinese and Indian. The Malay has the political power and so they set up the party UMNO which literally means "U Must Not Object". While the Chinese controlled the economy and they called their party MCA which means "Money Conquered All". Lastly, the Indian who has no say in politic or economics, set up their party called MIC. Hence, every parliamentary meeting the Indians would ask: "Must I Come?"
There are 3 ladies on a flight. Suddenly the pilot informed them that there was a technical problem and the plane was going to crash into the sea.
A chinese lady quickly took her cosmetics set out and started to doll herself up.
A Malay lady beside her questioned her on more...
A newly recruited police constable was night patroling on the " Compagna Veediya " (slave Island), suddenly he noticed a van is coming towards Colombo City in extra speed so stopped the van. But the p. c. realized it is so hard to write a complaint because he didn't more...