"Two Turds" joke
Two turds were sitting beside each other in a toilet, when one looks to the other and says, "man, you smell like shit".
Once, a man walked into a bar. He went up to the counter and ordered his drink. The guy next to him had a bowl of chili that he didnt seem to be eating.
"Sir, could I bother you for some chili?" he asked very politely.
"Go right ahead" he responded, more...
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