"Top ten suggestions the public made to fight terrorism" joke

"If you meet Osama Bin Laden - sucker punch the bastard"
"Special hotline to report anyone who looks 'shifty'"
"Offer Taliban free HBO, instead of cable guy send Jackie Chan"
"Two words: spy monkeys"
"Go to every K-Mart and announce over P.A.: 'Will Osama Bin Laden report to the manager's office?'"
"What are we waiting for - call Batman"
"Give terrorists brightly wrapped fruitcake, but inside there's a skunk!"
"Make Taliban leaders easier to spot by sending them all bright orange hats"
"Fight terrorism with love!" (the guy who suggested this was beaten to a pulp by an angry mob)
"Do another 'Hands Across America' - that worked before"
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