"Top 10 chapter titles in Hillary Clintons book on entertaining" joke

Whoops! Never Seat Your Husband's Mistresses Next To One Another
Nothing But the Best When the Taxpayer's Picking Up the Tab
Arranging Hors d'oeuvres So They Subliminally Spell "Divorce Me"
What To Do When Your Husband's Mistress Arrives in the Same Dress As You
Roger Clinton: An Ideal Coffee Table
How To Keep Willie Nelson Off Your Roof
"What Sort Of Drinking Game Do You Have In Mind, Mr. Yeltsin?"
How to Make My Famous "If-I-Can't-Have-You-No-One-Can" PoisonMeatloaf
How I Plan to Deport Martha Stewart
When Entertaining Chinese Dignitaries, Always Bow First to The One Who's Given You the Most Cash

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